Zombie rhymes

Over in Scalzi's blog, the commenters are having fun making up zombie rhymes:

What are zombie rhymes? Well, they’re like this:

Q: What do zombies like to eat?
A: BRAAAAAAAAAAINS.

Q: What do vegetarian zombies like to eat?
A: GRAAAAAAAAAAINS.

Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat when they’re on vacation in Jamaica?
A: PLANTAAAAAAAINS.

Q: What is the favorite city of Illinois zombies?
A: DES PLAAAAAAINES.

Q: What are zombies’ favorite scale model entertainment?
A: MODEL TRAAAAAINS.

Toward a Canonical List of Zombie Rhymes (Thanks, Marilyn!)

(Image: San Francisco Zombie Flash Mob, a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike photo from Ioerror's Flickr stream)

August 7th, 2008 - Posted in Uncategorized | |

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